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OMG! PCW’s Back? PCW Returns After Three Months and Finds That Things…Haven’t Changed. #tcot #tlot #politics #potus #gop #p2View Post

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PCW Rewind: 3/25/07- BCEW vs. EECW War PPV

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**10 Bell Tribute to the Victims of the Connecticut Elementary School Shooting**

In lieu of the events of earlier today, PCW brings you a show from 2007 instead of a new episode.

Next week, PCW will present the end of the year supershow- PCW’s End of the…

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The PCW Financial Cliff of Doom Looms: PCW on P-SPAN

Concerto for Trumpet, no. 2 by Johann Melchior Molter (1696-1765) plays as an introduction…

Stuffy Announcer Type: And now, it’s time for Political Championship Wrestling on P-SPAN. Tonight’s program comes to you live tonight from the Bender Arena on the campus of American University.

‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave recaps Monday night’s PCW Extreme Political TV.
-The American Heartland Coalition (Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic) take exception to ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit, Rece Davis, Jesse Palmer, and David Pollock ripping the selection of Northern Illinois to a BCS Bowl game


…along with the city of DeKalb, Illinois- home of the aforementioned Huskies.

Corporate Might’s Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) support the ESPN cabal and the two teams meet in the main event later in the show with the American Heartland Coalition coming out on top.

Match 1:

Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)

Judge Smails from Caddyshack…oh…I mean…ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit

American Heartland Coalition: Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic w/Tequila Sheila

This time, it’s Corporate Might that comes out on top with some help from…

“SEC Guy” Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s Long Lost Black Sheep Brother No One Ever Knew Existed

…along with Herbstreit, Davis, Pollock, and Palmer.   Herbstreit gets on the mic after the match and repeats his mantra that…

“Some college football teams simply don’t belong.”

Kirk Walstreit then espouses the collective strength of large corporations…including ESPN- which used to be a 24 sports channel before it become a multi-national conglomerate.


The music of Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop” suddenly starts to play.

The crowd explodes. A spotlight points out a plaid shirted man with a Singapore cane and a cup of mocha appears.


The Extreme Environmental Hardcore Icon Al Gore

The crowd sings the chorus “Don’t stop, thinking about tomorrow.” Gore holds up his mocha, inside an environmentally friendly biodegradable container of course, and chugs it down. Then he spews it out of his mouth into the crowd and then crushes the paper container on his forehead in a manly fashion.

The Environmental Extreme Hardcore Icon walks down the steps to the main floor. At the bottom of the steps, Gore pulls out another container of mocha, guzzles it down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead. Gore then wades through the main floor crowd to the ring.  He climbs up on the apron, pulls out yet another cup of mocha, guzzles that one down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead.

Gore criticizes PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) for not doing enough on Global Warming.  That brings…

*flute and clarinet flourish*

Two men come out and unroll a white carpet to the ring steps. Dancers then dance. Ballet dancers…ballet? Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals. Someone lets loose some pigeons…we’re still not sure just how they’ll get out of the building. The crowd stands and lets out a loud ovation as PCW CEO Barack Obama appears.

Obama tells Gore he’s got a lot on his plate right now with the looming PCW Financial Cliff staring him in the face.

Obama does report that the negotiations with the Republicans do seem to be inching ever so slowly forward.  The PCW CEO also  announces that he’s going to show a video that illustrates just how crucial it is that both sides come to an agreement and keep PCW from barreling over the Financial Cliff of Doom.

Match #2
Democrat GOTV: Bain and Paddy O’Kennedy (D) def. The Bookworms: Barnes and Noble

After the match, the GOTV herald a video of CEO Obama and a couple of lower card wrestlers talking about the PCW financial situation and why higher taxes would hurt them.

However, Heartland Champion William Daniels Bryan…


…switched the video and a vignette came on explaining ‘How PCW can learn from the majority of  ordinary Americans somehow live within their means, don’t spend what they don’t have, and don’t have the ability to print money to help pay their debts.’

Classic PCW Match from March of 2009
[[NEWT TRON BOMB and INCENDIARY BOMB (McCain’s Marauders) vs.

The Martinis imbibe in their usual pre-match ritual. Both guzzle down a bottle of Jack Daniels and then break the bottle over their heads. Nantz: “Hmm. You don’t see that very often.” The bell rings. I-Bomb and Don Martini to start. I-Bomb full out charges at Don. Don stumbles to the left and I-Bomb eats the corner turnbuckle. Don with a wild left hand that misses by two miles. I-Bomb goes for a Suplex. Don falls through and accidently knees I-Bomb in the groin. Don staggers up but his head nails I-Bomb in the groin again. Nantz: “My notes state that the Martinis are PCW Legends, two time PCW Tag Team champions. I can see why with the trouble they’re giving the Bomb Brothers.” I-Bomb unleashes a right hand that sends Don into the ropes. Don shoots back out and trips- his head again connects with I-Bomb’s groin. Nantz: “Apparently, we have breaking news right outside. Let’s check it out and we’ll come right back to this exciting match.”

Billy Packer grumbles as he goes to his car. Ol’ Man Hanson comes up toting his trusty BB gun. Ol’ Man Hanson: “HEY! I thought I told you whippersnappers not to park in my garden.” Packer’s car is an inch into the garden. Packer: “It’s not in your garden. Look.” Packer bends over to point to where the garden starts. *BLAM!* Packer: “AAARRGHHHH! YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS!” Hanson: “You’re going to get another one if you don’t get your ass out of here right away.” Whimpering, Packer gets into his car and makes haste away from Ol’ Man Hanson’s barn.

Back to the match
Nantz: “Oooh. Ow. It appears that guy shot Billy Packer in his posterior. That…um…well, folks, that can’t feel good. Back to the action now.” N-Bomb in and tries to lock up with Dan Martini. Dan belches in his face and breaks the hold. Dan staggers back to the ropes. N-Bomb tries to lariat him over the top but Dan collapses and it’s N-Bomb who goes over the top rope. I-Bomb goes over to check on him. N-Bomb gets up and…I-Bomb suddenly clutches his throat and falls unconscious. Nantz: “I believe N-Bomb just accidently tooted- which is actually his finisher the ‘Silent But Deadly.’ And…wow! They aren’t kidding either.” Dan Martini on the top rope. He attempts a splash on N-Bomb. He misses badly. N-Bomb back in the ring with a steel-folding chair. He swings wildly and whiffs on Don when the Martini falls down. Don quickly gets back up and his head bonks the chair right into N-Bomb’s face. N-Bomb down. Don passes out on top of the chair on top of N-Bomb. 1…2…3.


Corporate Celebration
Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R), the ESPN Cabal of Kirk Herbstreit, Rece Davis, David Pollock, and Jesse Palmer celebrate putting the interlopers and unwashed (ie…the Northern Illinois supporters) in their place earlier in the show.

They sip from their wine glasses with their pinky extended in the air in a most proper fashion…that is until they realize that something is extraordinarily wrong.

Once again, Heartland Champion William Daniels Bryan strikes and the corporate cabal finds themselves scrambling towards the men’s room.

Suave: “Well played, sir.  Well played.”

Suave then talks about the upcoming PCW End of the World II Show coming up on December 21st.  He then recaps the ongoing KRC- C. J. Lewis battle for the top spot in the Democratic Women’s group.

From Monday night:
KRC: “First off, you had your shot at the title last month, C.J.  You lost.  You were inexperienced.  You were not ready.  And now, it’s time for you to step back for me.  This is my spot.  This should be my opportunity.  I have seniority.  You need to stand down.”

Lewis: “I think you need to back off, lady.  I’ve worked hard for this chance.  The reason I lost is because Code Pink and Emily S List interfered in my match…”

Match #3- Main Event

4 Time Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D)

C.J. Lewis (D)

KRC calls for some help and Code Pink and List give her a hand as she defeats Lewis and will now meet PCW Women’s Champion Jill Berg (R) at PCW End of the World.

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Herbstreit: “Some teams just don’t belong!”: PCW Extreme Political TV-Conclusion

PCW Extreme Political TV- Conclusion
Dekalb, IL
Monday December 3rd, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

(The opening notes of Whitney Houston’s version of ‘The Greatest Love of All’ starts to play)

“I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier…”

PCW Women’s champion Jill Berg (R) appears with two children flanking her.

PCW Women’s Champion Jill Berg (R)

JILL: Hi. I’m Jill Berg. I believe the children are our future. Communities statewide are recognizing that healthy childhood experiences are not just good for children, but good for their communities as well. It’s simple really. The actions we take, like parent-child interaction, reading and constructive play, can promote healthy child development.”

“Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me…”

The scene shifts to Jill sitting on a couch with children playing in front of her. She leans forward with her chin resting on her hand.

JILL: “Unfortunately, children are sometimes exposed to intensive stress. Too much stress is bad for anyone but it can be devastating to child development.”

Child: “BANZAI!”

Behind Jill, one boy leaps across the couch and tackles another boy.

JILL: “At a time when we all care about the economy and its effect on the family, it just makes sense to spend more time learning how stable, nurturing relationships influence a child’s developing brain and provide a foundation for all future development.”

Another boy stands on the arm of the couch, preparing to jump.


He leaps and lands a flying elbow.

JILL: “So, promote healthy child development. Take time out to play with your child-YOW!”

The camera slides back to show a young girl with a mischevious grin on her face and her foot on Jill’s expensive heels.

JILL: “Take the time to play with your child. And you and your child will be the better for it. I, Jill Berg, will do my part as well because I’m not just wrestling for me- I’m wrestling for the children!”








The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.

Policeman – Ms. Berg. It’s time.

The door opens and four large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman and her male assistant, Jerry.  The woman is busy talking on her cell phone while the man furiously scribbles down notes as the group makes their way towards the ring.

Suave – Here she comes!  The phenomenon known as…JILL-BERG!




The procession emerges from the back and starts their way down the ramp. The male assistant has a microphone and a portable tape recorder. He flips it on.


The group then continues towards the ring leaving the police escort behind.





The four bodyguards assist Ms. Berg into the ring. She and her assistant immediately go to a corner.


Berg continues to talk on her cell phone.



Kimber Marshall in the ring.

Marshall – Weighing tonight at 95 pounds.  From the financial district of New York City…she is the PCW Women’s champion- JILL-BERG!



Marshall – And her opponent…

C.J. Lewis (D)

Suave: “It’s a rematch of the PCW Women’s title match from Extreme Election Night 2012.  Women’s Champion Jill Berg vs. former Hooter’s waitress C.J.-”

4 Time Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D)

KRC hits the ring to to interrupt.

KRC: “First off, you had your shot at the title last month, C.J.  You lost.  You were inexperienced.  You were not ready.  And now, it’s time for you to step back for me.  This is my spot.  This should be my opportunity.  I have seniority.  You need to stand down.”

Lewis: “I think you need to back off, lady.  I’ve worked hard for this chance.  The reason I lost is because Code Pink and Emily S List interfered in my match.  Just like you are-”

Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) runs out and tries to mediate the situation.   She tells both KRC and Lewis that this is all the Republican‘s fault.  Pelosi blames the Republican’s ‘War on Women’ for the discord and lack of cooperation between the two ladies.  Then Jill Berg whips around and hits a snapping heel kick on Lewis.  The former waitress drops to the mat.  Pelosi heads for the hills and when Berg turns towards KRC- KRC decides to exit stage right.

Berg covers…1…2…3.

WINNER AND STILL PCW CHAMPION: ‘The Phenomenon That Is”  Jill Berg (R)

Suave: “So, in just over two weeks, PCW will hold our ‘End of the World II’ supershow.  PCW Champion Triple R (D), Tag Team Champions Big Union (D), and Women’s Champion Jill Berg (R) will all put their titles on the line.  Who will they be facing?  We’ll find out over the next couple of weeks.  PCW ‘End of the World II’ Friday December 21st.

“SEC Guy” Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s Long Lost Black Sheep Brother No One Ever Knew Existed w/Coach Ray Ryan

Tebow comes back out.

Suave: “Now what.  Haven’t we run this whole college football thing into the-”

Tebow interrupts Suave and says he has a list of the BCS Bowl Games as they should have been.  Suave says okay and Tebow reads off the list:

SEC Guy Tom Tebow’s BCS Bowl Games If He Had His Way
Championship Game: Alabama vs. Florida

Sugar Bowl: Georgia vs. LSU

Orange Bowl: South Carolina vs. Texas A & M

Fiesta Bowl: Vanderbilt vs. Mississippi State

Rose Bowl: Wisconsin vs. Stanford (and only because those stick in the muds only want a Big 10 vs. Pac 12 game)

Suave: “Interesting.  Myopic, but interesting.”

Tebow: “It’s sure as hell better than that Northern Illinois team making the Orange Bowl.  What’s their best win this year?  Over the South Harmon Institute  of Technology?”

*SMUSH*  An orange smashes into Tebow’s face.  He’s not amused.  *SMUSH* Another orange plasters his face.

Tebow: “What the **** is going on-”  *SMUSH*

Northern Illinois quarterback Jordan Lynch pops out and fires oranges in rapid fire action at Tebow- who takes a couple more direct hits and then makes a run for it.

Judge Smails…er…Kirk Herbstreit

Herbstreit appears via video screen off site at a country club.

Herbstreit: “All right.  Enough.  The whole lot of you are classless for not understanding a simple fact- some teams just don’t belong.  You know, despite what happened, despite that awful sign that appeared at the local gas station in DeKalb…”

Suave: “What sign?”


Suave: “Oh yeah.  That sign.”

Herbstreit: “I’m still convinced that many of you here in DeKalb, Illinois have fine qualities. I think you all can still become a gentleman with higher evolved tastes in college football someday if you simply understand and abide by the rules of decent society.  There’s a lot of…well, badness in the world today.  Football teams on probation.  Coaches getting fired.  And a Mid-American Conference football team in the sanctum, the grotto of elite college football teams- a BCS bowl.”

Herbstreit asks ‘isn’t it enough that we give the MAC 15 minutes of our precious air time on ESPN?’


Herbstreit: “Exactly.  Why can’t you just accept your 15 minutes and then move along?”

The crowd boos and begins to pelt the video screen with oranges.

Herbstreit: “Now, see?  This is exactly what I’m talking about.  This is not about you or Northern Illinois.  This is about good football and bad football.  The most important decision you can make right now is what you stand for- goodness…or bad-…oh, now what?”

A commotion breaks out behind Herbstreit.  He turns and sees a group of Northern Illinois students storming the swimming pool.


The students start diving into the pool.  Then…

Dan Patrick
Sports Talk Radio Host Dan Patrick

…appears behind Walstreit.



Big Bertha
Calloway Driver

Patrick: “BANG BISCUIT!”

PCW Rankings

-It looks like Banks will get a rematch for the PCW Title at the End of the World II show as Republicans and Democrats are locked in a mortal battle right now over a plan to keep PCW from falling off the financial cliff.

PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:  Big Union: ‘The Self Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D)
-Who will be the next tag team to step up?  Corporate Might (R)?  Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic?  Someone else?

-Berg and Lewis seem to be on a collision path again for End of the World II.  But Kathryn Randall Collins (D) seems bent on taking Lewis’s place.

HEARTLAND CHAMPION: William Daniels Bryan
-With Dawn McGill fading back into the background for the moment, who will be the next one to challenge for the Heartland title?


Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)
with Big Bowl Bob

American Heartland Coalition: Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic w/Tequila Sheila

Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic, both wearing Northern Illinois football jerseys, run down and attack Corporate Might immediately.   But the team struggle to take them down and Big Oil takes control.  Big Oil low blows Blackwell.  Walstreit brawls with Mike.  Mike takes a huge burrito from someone in the crowd and smashes it into Walstreit’s face.

Blackwell is handed a cheese grater and opens up Big Oil’s forehead with a scrape across it.

Big Oil gets pissed and nails Blackwell with a facebuster through a set-up chair. Mike head butts his way out of Walstreit’s corner attack and stumbles into a huge powerslam from Big Oil.   Big Oil goes for the Oklahoma Driller but Tequila Sheila throws a margarita into his eyes.  Mike the Mechanic grabs a set of jumper cables and turns on a portable generator…**ZAP**  Big Oil’s out.  Blackwell hits Walstreit with a steel chair to win.

WINNER: Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic


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Haplessly Hurtling Towards the Financial Cliffs of Extreme Doom: PCW Extreme Political TV- Part 2

PCW Extreme Political TV- Part 2
Dekalb, IL
Monday December 3rd, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave: “And we’re back.  We’ve set tonight’s main event as Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)- rabid supporters of keeping the likes of Northern Illinois out of BCS games, will take on the American Heartland Coalition’s Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic.  Let’s go to the ring for our first match.

Match #1 

Stone Chism
“The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism
(D) w/the Skanky Rich Bimbos (Kim and Courtney)
American Taxpayer
Mitch Thomas- The American Taxpayer

Chism actually tries to take it easy on the American Taxpayer to try and get him on his side.  The problem comes when…

P.M.C. Banks (R)

…comes out with Grover Norquist (R).  Chism and Banks argue in the ring about who’s responsible for the impending plunge over the PCW Financial Cliff of Doom- PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) or the Republicans.  That allows Thomas to jumps on Chism’s back.  He flips around and tries for a body scissors.

Then the Skanky Rich Bimbos bust into action…literally.  Kim and Courtney whip off their shirts…

Suave: WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!…WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!…God, I love it when they do that…”

Thomas is distracted.  Chism reverses and hits the Hollywood Blockbuster for the win.

WINNER: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)

After the match, a frustrated Mitch Thomas- The American Taxpayer takes the microphone to vent.

Thomas: “Here we are.  Less than a month before PCW goes flying off the financial cliff.  And where are we?  No closer today than yesterday…than two weeks ago…hell…two MONTHS ago, of fixing the problem.”

Chism pipes up that it’s the Republicans fault for not giving in on higher taxes.

Banks shoots back that it’s the Democrats who won’t cut spending.

Chism and Banks then bicker back and forth, blaming the other for the impasse.  Finally…

Thomas: “ENOUGH!  JUST…FIX…THE…PROBLEM!”  Thomas throws the mic down and leaves the ring while Chism and Banks continue to bicker back and forth.

Suave: “And so it goes…”

Suave then announces that Prince William and Princess Kate are expecting a child.   To commemorate the occasion:

Kate’s sister Pippa Middleton dances for the PCW crowd…again.

And there was great rejoicing.

Corporate Might Promo
Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) stand inside a wave pool at a local amusement park.  The water is eerily calm inside the pool.  Big Oil says that when they first step into the ring with Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic later on tonight- it may seem just like the water.

Walstreit signals to a worker who turns the wave machine on.  Gradually, the waves begin to form and grow larger and larger.  Big Oil looks at the camera and tells Blackwell and Mike that Northern Illinois is going to find out at the Orange Bowl that they’re not big enough to handle wave after wave crashing down on them- just like they’re going to experience later on tonight.

Big Oil: “The strong survive and prosper.  The weak get swept away…”

Walstreit lets out a yelp as the wave pummels him and then begins to pull him towards the deep end of the pool.  Big Oil grabs him just in time.

Big Oil: “…that is, if they don’t have friends in high places.”

PCW Executive Committee Chair Harry Reid (D-NV) and PCW Competition Committee Chair John Boehner (R-OH) argue back and forth about cutting spending vs. raising taxes.

Mitch Thomas- The American Taxpayer walks in.  He looks at Reid and Boehner with distain.

Thomas: “I have a great idea.  How about NONE of you get paid until you actually figure out a solution to the PCW financial situation.   Not you (Reid).  Not you (Boehner).  Not PCW CEO Barack Obama.  None of you.”

Thomas shakes his head and walks off.  Reid and Boehner both look at each other.

Boehner: “That’s a terrible idea.”

Reid: “Agreed.”

Suave: “Hey!  They agree on something!”

PCW’S No Polls.  No computers.  No bias.  No BCS BS.
College Football Top 30

1 Notre Dame Indpdnt (12-0)
7.71 2 Oregon Pac 12 (11-1)
7.42 3 Alabama SEC (12-1)
7.38 4 Florida SEC (11-1)
7.17 5 Ohio State Big 10 (12-0)
6.92 6 LSU SEC (10-2)
6.30 7 Texas A&M SEC (10-2)
6.29 8 South Carolina SEC (10-2)
6.13 9 Kansas State Big 12 (11-1)
6.08 10 Stanford Pac 12 (11-2)
6.04 11 Georgia SEC (11-2)
5.65 12 Oklahoma Big 12 (10-2)
5.58 13 Florida State ACC (11-2)
5.30 14 Clemson ACC (10-2)
5.29 15 Northern Illinois MAC (12-1)
4.62 16 Utah State WAC (10-2)
4.48 17 San Jose State WAC (10-2)
4.47 18 Nebraska Big 10 (10-3)
4.46 19 Boise State Mtn West (10-2)
4.04 20 Michigan Big 10 (8-4)
3.96 21 Arkansas State Sun Belt (9-3)
3.88 22 Kent State MAC (11-2)
3.81 23 Fresno State Mtn West (9-3)
3.75 24 Ball State MAC (9-3)
3.71 25 Oregon State Pac 12 (9-3)
3.67 26 Penn State Big 10 (8-4)
3.63 27 Louisville Big East (10-2)
3.48 28 Toledo MAC (9-3)
3.47 29 Cincinnati Big East (9-3)
3.46 30 UCLA Pac 12 (9-4)

“SEC Guy” Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s Long Lost Black Sheep Brother No One Ever Knew Existed

Tebow: “All right, all right.  Joke’s over.  Seriously, EIGHT mid major teams in the top 30?  That’s about eight teams too many.”

Tebow goes on to say that usually he hates Kirk Herbstreit but on the issue of Northern Illinois going to the BCS he’s forced to agree with him.

Tebow: “Despite the heroic effort of Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops, Baylor coach Art Briles, West Virginia coach Dana Holgorsen, and Iowa State coach Paul Rhoads to properly elevate the Sooners’ ranking to make sure the BCS didn’t make a huge mistake in letting an unqualified team into a big money bowl game like Northern Illinois, they got in anyways.  It’s a dark, dark day for college football and…

Suddenly, the lights went out and a photo appeared…



Suave: “In May of 2011, they said the world was coming to an end.  What did PCW do?

Replay: PCW 5/21/11 End of the World Show
The Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger gets chokeslammed by the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot after admitting having an affair and fathering a child while married to Maria Shriver.
-Kirk Walstreit accidently nailing Donald Trump while attempting the Stock Market Plunge
-Tim Pawlenty, Michele Bachmann, Jon Huntsman, and Sarah Palin carry Trump out of the building and toss him into the…

-Paul Ryan (R-WI) and Mitch Daniels (R-IN) announce they’re not running for PCW CEO
-’The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) retains the PCW TV Title over Charlie Blackwell

Suave: “December 21- PCW End of the World II.  I mean, we’re hurdling towards financial oblivion.  We might as well enjoy it while we can.”

End of Part 2

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Kirk Herbstreit and ESPN vs. Northern Illinois: PCW Extreme Political TV- Part 1

PCW Extreme Political TV
Dekalb, IL
Monday December 3rd, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave

Suave: “What a coincidence.  Just hours after Northern Illinois shocked the world by snaring a berth in the BCS, PCW is here in Dekalb, Illinois for PCW Extreme Political TV!”

Crowd: “**** YOU, HERBIE! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) **** YOU HERBIE! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap)

Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)

Big Bowl Bob

Walstreit tells the crowd he’s not going to tolerate them abusing a person as great as ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.

Suave: “That’s because he’s got a freakin’ man crush on him.  Seriously, though.  Kudos to Northern Illinois quarterback Jordan Lynch for acting like an adult compared to the spoiled children on the set crying about the Huskies going to the Orange Bowl.”

Big Bowl Bob interrupts and asks ‘how dare Northern Illinois crash the BCS party. ‘  He adds that a team in Norman, Oklahoma that’s been deprived of their birthright, their BCS experience, because of the midwestern interlopers who don’t know their place- the Poulin Weed Eater Bowl.  Big Bowl Bob says that the Oklahoma Sooners, an elite college football team, has been robbed and Northern Illinois ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Suave: “Well, no.  By the way, here’s what everyone missed following last night’s ESPN hate fest…”

Last Night After the ESPN BCS Selection Show:
[[After the cameras turn off, ESPN anchor Rece Davis and analysts David Pollock and Jesse Palmer continue to bitch about Northern Illinois in the BCS.

*Def Leppard’s ‘Rock, Rock Til You Drop begins to play*

Hold onto your hat, hold onto your heart
Ready, get set to tear this place apart
Don’t need a ticket, only place in town
That’ll take you up to heaven and never bring you down
Anything goes! Anything goes!

Davis: "What the hell?"

'The Extreme Equalizer' Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

The Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot appears.

Women to the left, Women to the right
There to entertain and take you thru the night
So grab a little heat and come along with me
‘Cause your mama don’t mind what your mama don’t see
Anything goes! Anything goes!

WTF grabs Davis…lift…chokeslam through the ESPN broadcast table.

Rock! Rock! till you drop
Rock! Rock! never stop
Rock! Rock! till you drop
I say Rock! Rock! to the top

Pollock goes after WTF.  WTF grabs him by the throat…lifts him up…and choke slams him to the floor.

Crowd - PCW!…PCW!…PCW!

Palmer runs for it but WTF chases him down.  Palmer whipped into the wall.  Lift.  Chokeslam on the floor.

Crowd - PCW!…PCW!…PCW!]]

Walstreit is incensed.  He becomes even more upset when…

Charlie Blackwell

…Charlie Blackwell of the American Heartland Coalition walks out.  Blackwell compares the BCS system to politics.

Blackwell: “The AQ conferences are a lot like the Republicans and Democrats and their special interest groups.  The non-AQ conferences are ordinary Americans.”

Mike the Mechanic w/Tequila Sheila

Then Mike the Mechanic joins Blackwell accompanied by Tequila Sheila.  Mike is wearing a Northern Illinois football jersey to the cheers of the crowd.

Big Oil and Walstreit then challenge Blackwell and Mike to put their money where their mouth is and take on Corporate Might in a match.

Walstreit: “My guess is…the match will go down like the Florida State- Northern Illinois football game- the elite team will dominate and the weaker team will wilt under the pressure.

Blackwell tells Walstreit they’re on and tonight’s main event is set.  Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit vs. the American Heartland Coalition: Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic.

PCW Update w/Gina Ramsey

Gina: “Gina Ramsey here with a PCW Update.  Last week on Extreme Political TV, this took place:

-PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL), PCW Executive Committee Chair Harry Reid (D-NV), PCW Competition Committee Chair John Boehner (R-OH), Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), and Mitch McConnell (R-KY) discuss how they’re going to talk PCW off the financial cliff.  But so far, the talks haven’t resulted in an agreement and the country continues to hurdle forward towards the cliff.

-Heartland Champion William Daniels Bryan tells both parties to ‘cut the crap and get it done.’

-Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic w/Tequila Sheila defeats Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s Long Lost Black Sheep Brother No One Ever Knew Existed and Raving Redneck Gary Locke after Blackwell sticks up for Kent State in a promo.

-PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein talks with ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ‘Not Just Intolerable…Not Just Unbearable…He Is…Justin Sufferable.  Escondido and Sufferable both blame corporate ‘blanding’ for PCW’s woes and that fun time is over.

Escondido: “People should be angry.  The PCW political wrestlers in the mid-card and the lower card should be pissed.  And it’s time someone stepped up and took on their cause.”

-Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) w/Big Bowl Bob are upset by
Average Joe and Mitch Thomas- American Taxpayer with the help of Kent State Head Football Coach Darrell Hazell and Northern Illinois Quarterback Jordan Lynch.

-MAIN EVENT: Jersey Boyz: Vinnie and Frankie (R) w/Chris Christie (R-NJ) defeats Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (R) w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb and General R.C. Patton

End of PCW Extreme Political TV – part 1